The Tour: The Map of Middle-Earth
"Since I am definitely older than you, I must have the most experience with taking hikes like these. I have learned that a succesful hike always starts with looking at the map and orientating. So I suggest we both take a good look at the map below and determine our first destination. I have marked the most logical route in red."
I suggest we start right from my home in The Shire and slowly walk towards the South and end in Mordor. In this way we can step in the footsteps of my cousin Frodo and the Fellowship of the Ring. But I am just the Tour Guide and it's up to you where we start our tour. So where should we go now?"